Youthanize

I know - a bad play on words but I couldnt think of anything else. 
I was near a college campus today and as I was driving through a bunch of guys ran by.  I found myself watching their form, contemplating how much longer I should continue trying to run, and wondering what sport they played.  BE called and said - hey did you see those beefcakes run by?  I dont know whether to be thankful or pathetic or both that I didnt really notice that it was shirtless guys running by.  I am thankful however that I have friends looking out for me to point it out.
So we got on the subject of making my car look more youthful when in situations like this.  Maybe I should throw the bike up on the car for such occassions - conversation point.  Maybe I could makeshift some stickers on the car that are youthful.  THEN we realised we didnt really know what those might be.  I had an OAKLEY sticker on my Nissan for a while.  Are they still around?  The plush Garfield is probably out of style, eh?  Billabong?  OP?  Local Motion? 
And then we had a good laugh at how old and out of touch we really are.  Oh well.
I turned up the radio and proceeded home.